You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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