She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm really busy with my period
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