i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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