Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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