yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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