i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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