So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
