I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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