your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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