at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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