hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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