She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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