yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
its not stalking. its research.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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