People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
