Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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