Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
The Olympian is in my bed
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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