She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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