school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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