Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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