if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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