Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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