I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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