this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
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