So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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