I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
