I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He? As in you personified your dick?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Text me some of your sweat
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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