Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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