question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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