went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I just found puke in my bra..
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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