you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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