playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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