I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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