Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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