my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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