called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
