p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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