im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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