talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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