im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
