okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
