So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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