well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
