i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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