and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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