So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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