She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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