They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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