Where did you get a picture of my penis
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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