Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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