VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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