I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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